Be prepared to be made fun of if you start a story with any of the following...
1. So, I looked on WebMD...
I said that last week and my friend started laughing at me when she heard the word "web".
2. Guess what I got with a coupon...
Everyone zones out at the word coupon, because I don't care if they did pay YOU $4.38, it's a boring story.
3. Last night on "16 and pregnant"...
You're going to watch it. Sure. It's like the Ashley Simpson Show. I mean, who didn't watch an episode? But, don't talk about it.
4. The girls on Real Housewives of NJ...
This isn't so bad unless you precede to explain why you want to take their advice on where to travel in your upcoming trip to Italy. Others at the table may roll their eyes.
5. Do you know where they have a great early bird special...
We all love a good deal, but I can't help but pick on someone with this type of knowledge.
What do you get picked on for saying?
*Yes, #3 and #4 both came from Kim Handy of "The Price is Right" fame.
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